Text zombie

Someone who wants to communicate by text rather than by phone or in person. They want to text because they feed on texts like zombies feed on brains.

This tinder guy is a text zombie. I feel so drained by all these texts like he’s trying to feast on me instead of trying to date me.

by UrbanLady!!!!! August 31, 2020

Zombie

The lack of expression and or reaction to anything, or the act of being numb

Jitts walking around like zombies

by Zoeboy_clothing September 21, 2020

zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.

Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel

by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020

zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.

Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel

by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020

zombie tropical storm

A tropical storm or hurricane that is downgraded to a post-tropical low-pressure system that later becomes a tropical storm.

Zombie Tropical storm Paulette has come back as a tropical storm after spending almost a week as a post-tropical low pressure system.

by mlhiss September 22, 2020

Zombie

Undead creatures that only moan and eat, just like Americans

Unlike Americans, zombies prefer human meat

by TEric1989 October 21, 2020

Zombie spider

The worst ever thing created by a Fricking Wasp

PACK YOUR BAGS, THERE IS A ZOMBIE SPIDER, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Yeab01 October 26, 2020