werewoman

A woman that is curiously absent from work or school once a month. Which leads you to the conclusion that she must be turning into a wolf with the cycle of the moon. In reality, she is suffering from a much more common malady known as her period.

Me: Where is Professor Lupina? She misses class every waxing gibbous.
Hermione: Hmmmm. Maybe she's a werewoman.

by BMDC July 14, 2010

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Werepig

1. After a night out in town you go to bed with a stunner and wake up next to a cum guzzling gutter slut with greasy hair and some white shit in the sides of her mouth?? cringe.. you've just been werepigged.

Awww man I fucked this right werepig last night

by Andywalker February 21, 2009

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werewolf

adj. (bad way) two-faced, bipolar
noun. (good way)a mild-mannered, nice person who turns into a freak in bed

In bed, she just turned into a werewolf.

by Mister N April 9, 2006

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As it were

Oops, I just spoke an inadvertent double entendre and I want you to believe that my mind is dirty enough to have realised it but not so dirty as to have done it deliberately

I was standing in a cold draught talking to that sexy new girl from no. 21 and now I'm all stiff. <pause, slight blush> er.. as it were.

by Schmunzelmonster February 18, 2009

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WereKe$ha

A girl who turns into a Ke$ha when conditions are right. Although no one is sure of how one becomes a WereKe$ha, some think the illness is transmitted through glitter and cocaine. Symptoms include Ke$ha $peak, being Ke$ha Drunk, and being Ke$hed Out.

Guy 1: Did you see Kathy and Lisa the other night? They were covered in glitter and sing-talking.

Guy 2: Oh don't worry about it, they're just a couple of WereKe$ha's. Sometimes they get Ke$hafied when the moon is full.

Guy 1: Scary stuff man.

Guy 2: Don't be such a Ke$hater. I'm gonna hit that.

by dvnwnd June 11, 2011

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