porch weed

The random bag of weed that you find abandoned in your house or on your porch after a party. This weed is unclaimed and therefore becomes "community weed".

Resident: That was a crazy party last night.

House Owner: Yeah I found some porch weed this morning.

Other Resident: Cool. Lets get blazed together!

porch weed by BM8 December 21, 2015

keister weed 

Pot that's smells like ass

Wtf bro, did u just poop that out? I'm down to keister weed. Gov.don't know how to grow it anyways! Sry bunch of dum chicks.

keister weed by Busta Burk September 8, 2016

grandma weed

A new age lingo term for weed that looks in any way brown and old.

Mike: Hey do you have any bud?
Ben: I haven't bought some in a long time, all I got is this grandma weed.

grandma weed by Professor S1gmus November 15, 2016

bleach weed 

A flavor of bleach usually drank by depressed drug dealers. It is the best flavor of bleach found on the black market it's a good drink to go with the weed brownies

Yo nigga you got my bleach weed
No
Yo what the fuck you want a bullet in your ass

No I'll have it tomorrow

Fuck no I have to rape you now
"Gay screams in the back ground"

bleach weed by Bleach weed bleach weed March 22, 2017

nuclear weed 

Weed that's so good it puts you in a coma.

friend: bro you gotta try my new stuff, it's some nuclear weed

nuclear weed by KekMemes August 20, 2017

spooky weed 

A stand of weed laced with some other drug

Damn homie, that spooky weed really did it to me, I was tripping balls and hit her with the shocker✌️👆.

spooky weed by Smoker Bruce October 25, 2017

poo weed 

shitty weed or weed that smells like skunk

i smoked the poo weed it is terrible

poo weed by cancwer September 23, 2018