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Big Mac the Crack Ritual

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.
Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.
by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin April 24, 2018
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mixing mac n cheese

The sound of mixing Mac and cheese resembles the same wet sound of a pussy being fingered. Therefore, it can be used as a silly innuendo.
“What were they doing earlier behind Lindsay’s door?”
“Uh, just mixing mac n cheese.”
by naiadical November 25, 2022
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Mac the Seller

When some is unusually terrible at the video game Apex Legends. They also tend to become extremely aggressive when being called this.
by Jsjsjssjaba a sbs May 1, 2024
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craft mac and cheese

When a nigga be hungry as fuck and he tell his bitch to make him some damn noodles with cheese on em, that's the shit he expect.
by Trentcanthandle April 3, 2016
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Mac n' Jack

A Mac n' Jack is when you revive a hand job while eating a bowl of mac and cheese.
"Yeah Cindy gave me a Mac n' Jack while watched interstellar last night."
by NormanFives December 10, 2017
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Eating mac and cheese straight out of the box

A more colorful and imaginative term for performing oral intercourse on a woman.
Man 1: “Did you eat Martha out last night?”

Man 2: “Yeah man! I was eating mac and cheese straight out of the box!”
by peach_pit April 25, 2025
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Mac

Fat, Gay, Australian teen whom stalks ginger twinks.
Oh my gosh! Call the police @0-0-0 right now! Mac is trying to take pics of me again.
by Mach8er July 6, 2019
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