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Super Quantum Unit Intel Processer

A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processer or SQUIP for short is a gray oblong pill containing a micro super computer from japan, that when eatten, it travels through your blood till it implants itself in your brain. Once in your brain, it appears as an avatar, with it being any thing, whether it be Keanu Reeves, Batman, A anime cat girl and more that user decides. It uses algorithms to figure out how to raise yourself in the social latter in life for say, whether it be being popular in school, or making it to broadway.
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super-meta theory 

The paradigm that light remains a constant when it bends.

The idea that gravity can change the shape of black holes but not the shape of photons.
Super-meta theory argues that gravity cannot bend light (as a constant) because it is being-bent by time in the future.

Light at the speed of infinity^infinity then travels up the metrology-plane (panformalist cylinder) attracting gravity which proceeds to bend black holes.

Super Cooper Sunday 

Super Cooper Sunday is a sunday only, youtube series made by TmarTn about his dogs (Cooper and Koda) having adventures AKA fun. This series was made in 2015.
Hey Zachary! Have you seen that new super cooper sunday.

super sonic booming 

An explosive shit so loud and comes out with so much force it makes you think you blew all your intestines out the poop shoot and knocked a hole in the back of the toilet splattering shit all over the wall and knocking you of the shitter and leaving you thinking am I dead or did I make it out alive

2 a fart that come out so furious and angry it blows the ass of your pants out and leaves you no way of denial
Oh shitting oh no super sonic booming

Karin that bitch always with her super sonic booming ya like she puts her ass to a bullhorn 📢 when shitting Oh no super sonic booming bitches

Super Smash Flash 

Not minecraft, not Smash bros. It's SUPER SMASH FLASH!!! The one game that you dont have to pay money for, and is fun!!! If you think this is advertising, then you're a real kid that knows the game!! Share it with youre friends so they dont pay for Smash like an idiot or get some dollar tree Bop it! Schoove on some kids for no reason online or against your friends offline. No Friends? Then get one, you lowly scum!
That level 9 Marth Is Mcscmooven all over me. Nerf marth, Super Smash Flash!

Super Mario 

The best video game franchise in the world.
My friend: Do you wanna play sonic the hedgehog or Super Mario?

me: SUPER MARIO!!!!!!!!
Super Mario by pink testicles March 16, 2021

Super Geek 

A way to describe oneself or someone else who has an abundance of knowledge on a topic of nerdy nature.

Generally a lover of quaint things such as quiche and windowsill herbs, uses ‘an understanding of science’ to make food an re creates dishes from their favorite fictional films

A person who gets a glint in their eye when they hear the phrase “are you going to be able to explain that to me?”

They also have their own theme song parodied off a song originally performed by Rick James.

Used by British YouTube Star and Celebrity Chef Ben Ebbrell & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
“Do you laugh at maths jokes?”
“If their clever enough”
“Give me an example”
“What’s so tasty about 1.57?”
“Don’t know”
“It’s half a pie
“You are a Super Geek
Super Geek by KhaleesiofRivia March 29, 2021