squirrel jazz

A subgenre of jazz music characterized particularly by its playfulness, analogous to the behavior of squirrels. This is reflected in its frivolous instrument and harmony choices.

The song "Marche no Kuroi Kuma" by Gonzales Mikami is a fine instance of squirrel jazz.

squirrel jazz by pineapplerind December 19, 2023

Jarrod Squirrel Incident 

Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.

Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?

Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.

Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!

Jarrod Squirrel Incident by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024

the squirrel technique 

(v.) when you get your balls/nuts shoved into one's mouth and they "stash it for winter".

"I told her I wanted a blow job, but she decided to give me the squirrel technique."

the squirrel technique by reaper_ February 2, 2024

Humping squirrel 

Small rodent found in Southern California that lives in the ground and is always air humping.

The humping squirrel was humping like a crazy on this morning.

Humping squirrel by Sgt. rage February 2, 2024

Squirrel 

A word used by people to gain the instant attention of people suffering from ADD or ADHD. Most children with this malady are taught from an early age to remember the word. Sometimes it is necessary to use hypnotherapy to help them keep this word in their memory. Once the word is used they will immediately stop and look off into the distance. They will then survey their surroundings.

Did you know you can yell Squirrel to get people with ADD or ADHD to stop and pay attention to their surroundings?

Squirrel by Lostboy813 September 23, 2024

squirrel fight 

Two men, aggressively rubbing their nuts together.

Me: “Hey you two, what are you doing !!”

Two nude men: “we’re having a squirrel fight !”

squirrel fight by GibbonLips August 3, 2024

Squirrel

The male version of a "bird-brain", described as an hyper-sexual and/or foolish man who operates primarily on sexual instinct, often characterized by low emotional intelligence and a lack of focus on anything but sexual activities. Much like the known animal, he is erratic, easily distracted by "shiny objects" (new partners), and participates in infidelity frequently; perpetually "chasing a nut" like an actual squirrel.

"Stop stressing over Johnathan, he’s a complete squirrel. The only thing he values is catching his next nut, loyalty isn’t within his vocabulary.”

Squirrel by ajwastaken April 28, 2026