Definitions by ajwastaken

Squirrel

The male version of a "bird-brain", described as an hyper-sexual and/or foolish man who operates primarily on sexual instinct, often characterized by low emotional intelligence and a lack of focus on anything but sexual activities. Much like the known animal, he is erratic, easily distracted by "shiny objects" (new partners), and participates in infidelity frequently; perpetually "chasing a nut" like an actual squirrel.

"Stop stressing over Johnathan, he’s a complete squirrel. The only thing he values is catching his next nut, loyalty isn’t within his vocabulary.”

Squirrel by ajwastaken April 28, 2026