"Bro. I almost kicked the bucket last night.."
"What happened?!"
"I couldn't stop doing the Funky Spider."
"Ew wtf is wrong with you!"
"What happened?!"
"I couldn't stop doing the Funky Spider."
"Ew wtf is wrong with you!"
by fjoltul November 12, 2023
Get the Funky Spidermug. friendly neighborhood spider-man
by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023
Get the spider-manmug. Soulless, spineless money hungry wench. Member of the succubus family. Feeds on pitty, drama and bullshit. Tries to use its wits of a broken oreo to seem attractive to the male species. Will attempt to attack the male species with its wet wendys sack giblet pussy. Caution the Porch Spider will drag you through court for any utmost reason.
She may be a Porch Spider, but man is her pussy ugly.
Stay away from Tree Nut Street, that Porch Spider in heat.
Stay away from Tree Nut Street, that Porch Spider in heat.
by OIC-U-812 August 1, 2021
Get the porch spidermug. A spider-man character name is scarlet Spider
Or a different version to black widow who is women who take advantage of you get her way
Or a different version to black widow who is women who take advantage of you get her way
Person 1:This bitches was wear a red dress and she was go to do some black widow type shit
Person 2:She not black widow she is a scarlet Spider
Person 2:She not black widow she is a scarlet Spider
by RedvsBluevsGreen June 1, 2017
Get the scarlet spidermug. 
by Spider fluffer May 17, 2022
Get the Spider fluffermug. A Zoumbie spider is like a spider but has human limbs. They live in a place called kalexland. This is we’re all the spiders live, back in 2019 when kales started there were Zoumbies and the spiders were there pets but in 2022 the zoumbies died and were eventually phased out. Now the spiders rule kalexland. Some of the most notable spiders are Peez Mcgregor, and cake wars Meadowvale. But cake wars said “seezie all Mcgregor’s” which if you don’t know seezie is like the f word in kalexland so cake wars is practically irrelevant.
by Alexdamoose June 27, 2025
Get the Zoumbie Spidermug.