A sock used to clear up or collect semen after male masturbation. It should be applied prior to masturbation in the same manner as a condom. Although not a common method of clearing up, it is often the most convenient as it is readily available and can be reused multiple times.
by psmith99 February 04, 2010
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by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
One who uses the paper bag from a 40 oz. alcoholic beverage, after consumption, for socks. Generally utilized by the poor or homeless. Two 40 oz. alcoholic beverages or one 40 oz. alcoholic beverage "double bagged" is preferred. Quickly replaced if worn through or destroyed by a purchase at your local convenience store.
by DefMasterG January 23, 2010
a house or living situation at which you feel less likely to contract an illness from its unclean floors by keeping your socks on. Extreme cases of this are "shoes on houses" where you are sucidal to take your shoes off.
Person 1: Hey where are you going?
Person 2: Jeff's house
Person 1: Oh be sure to keep your socks on, that house sent Jimmy to the hospital last week cuz he took his socks off. Such a socks on house.
Person 2: What a dumb ass. Yeah, I'm keeping the socks on.
Person 2: Jeff's house
Person 1: Oh be sure to keep your socks on, that house sent Jimmy to the hospital last week cuz he took his socks off. Such a socks on house.
Person 2: What a dumb ass. Yeah, I'm keeping the socks on.
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