Gymgoer137's definitions

dad lore

Dad lore is when your dad tells you the stories of his life before he met your Mother. These seem amazing compared to your childhood

Random Evening
Son: Hi Dad do you have any stories?
Dad: Let me tell you about my Dad lore, about the time I almost married a girl who's family is worth $8 billion

by Gymgoer137 May 31, 2023

schnifa gooba

Cocaine

Person 1: Want some schnifa gooba
Person 2: Would be rude to say no

by Gymgoer137 August 14, 2024

Getting it wrong

When you are at a social event (party, wedding, dinner) and you get a lot drunker or higher than everyone else and it is very noticeable

*At a sit-down dinner*
John: Harry have you seen George he is absolutely shitfaced and we are only half an hour in
Harry: Yeah he is really getting it wrong

by Gymgoer137 April 10, 2024

Horny Caterpillar

A sex position where the receiver is on their knees with their hands behind them, bound to their legs

Person 1: Hey Honey, do you want to try the Horny Caterpillar?

Person 2: Oh God yes!

by Gymgoer137 October 22, 2023