velvet sock

The term used to describe when a woman with no teeth gives a man a blow job.

"Dude, I can't believe you went out that woman, she has no teeth!" "Nah, man it was cool... she gave my dick a velvet sock, that shit felt great."

by Lightbringer69 November 20, 2013

Bop Sock

A sock used to clear up or collect semen after male masturbation. It should be applied prior to masturbation in the same manner as a condom. Although not a common method of clearing up, it is often the most convenient as it is readily available and can be reused multiple times.

"Hey do you have any tissue, i'm going to go masturbate?"

"Here just use my bop sock"

by psmith99 February 4, 2010

arabian sock

The act of prolapsing one's anus and roughly coating it with sand. If the prolapse is long enough, rub the sand up and down as if you are using it as lube to masturbate the prolapse with.

"Did you hear what happened to Jim last night?"
"No what happened?"
"His girlfriend gave him an Arabian Sock. He won't be sitting right for months."

by MonkeySpanker October 27, 2014

sock pucket

angered father attempts to say "sock puppet"

(raise fist in a shaking motion)I'ma make you into a sock pucket.

by bubbajones September 16, 2005

Skin Sock

mostly occurring in Japanese males, a condition where hair is not present from the ankle down, covering the foot.Thus giving the appearance of a fleshy coloured sock.

"Wow Todd!you have a skin sock!"

"So Does my brother Sara!"

by Todd Taniguchi January 21, 2003

poop sock

when your kids are being bad and you poop in a sock then beat your kids with it

matt-hey karen hows billy
karen- he's a little shit i used the poop sock on him last night

by IAmSoooooCool April 6, 2020

sock wipe

The act of using your own sock to clean up after sex. Usually necessary when you are in a car and have no other options. This can be used on yourself and to clean up the chick's box (if you are courteous). If not, use it on yourself and clean the leather seats.

After banging that chick in my car, I had no choice but to pull a sock wipe.

by Happy Wednesday January 7, 2009