shit covered squirel 

squirel covered in shit

so ive got a shit covered squirel down there in the office and i dont know what to name it

shit covered squirel by jimmy bailey May 18, 2008

squirell

pussy, usually a young girls vagina.

you stealin on my squirell nigga?!?!, i need some fuckin squirell dude.
well about that party, is there gonna be squirell or should i bring the wife?

squirell by T.MooN January 27, 2008

squirreling

When during the act of sexual intercourse, the man places his testicles into the woman's anus, thus "squirreling" his nuts away for the winter.

"Oh man, I was totally squirreling your mom last night!"

squirreling by Nut T. Squirrel October 3, 2007

squirrelephant 

Superfast elephant with squirrel head. Archrivals with Tree Chickens.

The squirrelephant outran them tree chickens again!

squirrelephant by Da Dubya September 8, 2008

squirrels gone wild 

The awesome bloody death of all emo.

Emo is no match for Squirrels Gone Wild

squirrels gone wild by Jesus H. Christ December 24, 2004

Squirrels 

Customers in a retail store that are ampt up on drugs and their speech and behaviors are very fast, frenzied, and unpredictable.

Keep an eye out on the couple of squirrels in the clearance section.

Squirrels by mz.tamara March 26, 2010

squirrely squirrelison 

The name of a male squirrel.

"Oh no...i just ran over a squirrel."

"So you ran over Squirrely Squirrelison? Don't worry, he'll be back!"

(look the next day and his body will be gone...)
(because he gets hit all the time, he has evolved the power of resurrection to keep the species alive!)

squirrely squirrelison by jarby cornwallace August 25, 2008