Screet

A frothy, yellowish (liquid but cake like) substance, normally sticky in its natural form and often confused with jazzum.( the color may differ depending on how much puss is in it) Excreted by the hermumphus when rubbed against its own gag-anula. It part of the reproductive process of the Meestachai.

"The fuck is all over you walls?" "Oh,that's screet." , "Jazzum?", "No secret, we got a meestachai in here."

by MX29 December 8, 2019

scream name

Mistaken pronunciation of "screen name" by one Marzipan of Homestarrunner.com fame.

Well, I don't know what a scream name is, so there you go.

by Rodney Basil October 25, 2003

screen licker

A window licker who works with computers. See also windows licker for Windows specific screen licking.

Oi Kev you spag, stop being a screen licker and licking the screen!

by James Law January 4, 2008

main screen turn on

taken from the english version of zero wing. go to google and search for all your base. funny.

Main screen turn on. Good evening gentlemen. All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time.

by Aries October 29, 2003

Black Screen of WTF?!

Few ever lose their fight with the Blue Screen of Death so spectacularly that they move on to the next realm of PC Fuck Updome. After fighting with the BSOD, if you are lucky enough to pass through the BSOD purgatory, you too may find yourself staring at a black screen saying "What the fuck?!"even after pressing the On/restart button to your computer.

You've just killed your computer, congratulations!

Billy Bob - after failing to understand his BSOD problem and refusing to follow the technical information stop - decided to just keep restarting his machine when the BSOD appeared. Certain BSOD aren't really BSOD's they're more, Blue Screens of This Computer Sucks - but only in some scrote licking hardware/software conflict kinda way. Billy Bob, not giving a shit about the foregoing continued to restart his computer, integrating the phenomena of the blue screen into his routine. Until one day the restart Billy Bob was used to, instead produced a black screen with no response whatsoever from the machine. Left completely dumb-founded, all Billy Bob could do was stare at the Black Screen of WTF?! and say...

by Monster Truck Smash August 31, 2011

A Screenshot

The sexual act of pressing one's forefinger against someone's temple whilst simultaneously pressing the other hand's forefinger firmly against their taint, imitating the sound of a camera shutter is optional but advised for dramatic effect.

I gave Jennifer a screenshot whilst she was riding me last night, the look of realization that appeared on her face as I made the shutter sound was priceless.

by CatInTheWind August 30, 2018

Scheepers

To creep on someone and stalk them obsessively

Scheepers creepers sure is a desperate housewife

by ElisabethS February 16, 2019