tan puddle

Person who is very tan and very hot

Dude: wow that chick is hella tan and hella hot.

Chick: yea imma TAN PUDDLE

by Foxy5 April 3, 2019

Love Poodle

A person who acts like a poodle, craving for love, attention and comfort from their lover. They are willing to give everything to defend for their partner and family. Love poodles are usually loyal and playful. They wants attention and follows their lover around willingly.

Stop being a love poodle! You are going around begging for attention. Focus on your work, you are running out of time.

by Love Poodle September 8, 2019

Floppycock paddle

When a man has large testicles and large scrotal sack. You flappy his half hard penis off a bat winged scrotal sack like paddle balls.

Preston's balls were big enough to play floppycock paddles!!!

by Lord knows January 12, 2020

Gorilla-peddler

When you pedal like a gorilla on your bicycle.

He's a real gorilla-peddler.

by Hitler Satan April 27, 2020

Piss Paddlers

Another name for Flip Flops or Thongs. Commonly worn in the heads and showers.

-commonly used as Navy speak.

"Oi Dusty, pass us the piss paddlers." "Oh shit, I forgot , my piss paddlers now I'm going in barefoot."

by nigga sticks April 27, 2020

Cum Peddler

A guy who has spread his cum on lots of people.

John was the cum peddler at the party last Friday. He boned atleast ten girls

by KryoX October 29, 2020

swiss paddle

The female version of the Dutch Rudder.

Karen is totally hetero but when that slut starts drinking, she'll swiss paddle with anyone.

by Achilyous October 29, 2020