The Poo Goblin is a fabled character from as early as roman times, sometimes referred to as Pootus Bootus in the annals of history. He is the nightmarish guardian of the fountain of pooth. He can be spotted using public restrooms for am inordinate amount of time, carefully sifting through all the poos of the children, virtue true. So he can perform a poo transplant in order to restore youth (pooth) to his inner mechanism and live for 1000 more years.
Did you see Poo Goblin today guys? He was out with his plastic bag collecting the children's poo again
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Get the poo snorkel mug.When something's qualities can be compared with the relevant use of "poo", an American shortening of "poop". Excreted poop serves no purpose, and smells foul, and though it may look like chocolate, its taste is reprehensible. (Scott, 1975, This Poop Is Not Chocolate)
"This banana is of poo quality"---means the same as "This banana is worthless, its taste may even resemble that of poop."
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