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A dirty protest of the faecal variety, intentionally, or accidentally, laid out in a linear formation comprising a brownish locomotive-esq turd pulling several little pellet-like carriages of varying consistency. Oft found in hospitals and care homes
Watch out for that poo train over there, someone's going to slip on that and break their neck
by nounentity October 18, 2017
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Ohhh Dude I think the poo train is at the station, I better go and let the passengers off.
by PoOpa FoOker May 03, 2017
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poo train is were someone gives someone ells a blow-job with shit on there nob
let me lick your pooey cock poo train
by will123321123 March 28, 2008
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