Dutch Hood Ornament

When you take poop on the hood of someone's car.

I gave my girlfriend a Dutch Hood Ornament when we broke up.

by WTFuck July 10, 2014

Doggy Dutch Oven

The premeditated act of a dog farting underneath the blankets, licking the owner's face to force them underneath the blankets, and revelling in his/her victory.

That fucking pooch just Doggy Dutch Oven'd me. He knew what he was doing. Well played, sir. I'll stop blaming them on you.

by Ninjapunch August 31, 2017

Dutch oven baby

When you go to give a Dutch oven but accidently shit the bed and the turds would be referred to as Dutch oven babies.

Last night i went to Dutch oven my girlfriend and instead gave her a Dutch oven baby.

by Thrashpanduh December 12, 2021

Dutch Corn dog

It's when a woman gives you oral sex while you Dutch Oven her.

Bob knew he was with the right woman when she continued giving him head after he farted under the covers Dutch Oven style. Mmmm Dutch Corn dog.

by The Dirty Chef November 13, 2010

portable dutch oven

when you fart under a blanket and then throw it on someone after letting it fester for a few minutes so the smell travels with the blanket

"That's my favorite blanket. Why the portable dutch oven?"

by 4 Points October 23, 2009

dutch reach around

A reach around performed while riding a bike.

We found a nice stretch of straight road and I gave him a Dutch Reach Around.

by MrPeterFluff February 19, 2017

The Dutch Touch

When you fart in your hand and make your partner suck on your fingers. Often done during foreplay, but can be done during intercourse.

Man, she brought last night to the next level with the Dutch Touch.

by CheekyHornet March 31, 2016