iPants

iPants are a metaphor for Apple fanboys' virtual excitement

Dude, that new iPad really tightens my iPants!

by dysangel83 April 20, 2010

iphone noob

Anyone who gets their first iPhone and is completely clueless about basic features. This is especially common among people who get the iPhone from Verizon and have never experienced a device so powerful.

-Dude I just got the Verizon iPhone, now how do I take a picture?

-Dude seriously? You've never used an iPhone? What an iphone noob.

by Goose2460 February 25, 2011

ipod kid

ipod kids are cool people who watched stampy and played minecraft and had really cool mobile games

you are an ipod kid

i know

by notyellingrat May 17, 2021

ipware

Shitty hetzner resell hosting using pterodactyl with absolutely 0 antiddos protection.

Kid: I am going to buy a server on ipware because I love prejvi
Like anyone else: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

by prejvi November 24, 2022

iPod nano

Finally. We've all waited for it.

iPod nano: The world's first disposable mp3 player.

by cynical1 October 9, 2005

iPad

A revolutionary new device from Apple, Inc, filling the niche between a computer and a smartphone. Perfect for surfing pornography during important meetings while still looking like you are on the cutting edge of technology.

Cope: "Is that the new 3G iPad?"
Panik: "it sure is. Go over those synergies again? I have something to view on this thing."

by Mindflayer May 3, 2010

ipad mini

A 7.9-inch of the popular iPad. Despite having a low-res screen (1024x768) and a two-generation old dual-core processor (Apple A5-1 GHz), it miraculously gets five-star reviews from people.

Apple Fan: OMG! I got teh ipad mini!
Normal Person: Why didn't you save $100 and get a kindle, nook, or nexus?
Apple Fan: It's Apple!!!!!
Normal Person: Buys $200 tablet

by Anonymous 323829 March 16, 2013