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The Perfect Human Face

The Perfect Human Face is defined by the four pillars of timeless facial beauty:
1. Clarity of Skin
2. Vivid Skin Color
3. Harmony of Facial Features
4. Symmetry (1.618)
The Perfect Human Face is a website dedicated to bringing the science of Facial Beauty.

The Perfect Human Face is anyone that possesses the Symmetry and Harmony of Facial Features.
by Blacklopedia January 5, 2022
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Human yoga ball

someone who is so short and fat that they resemble a yoga ball
by Timperz August 9, 2016
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Human Spit Cup

The act of performing cunniligus while also having a dip or chaw in.
I had just popped in a lipper of Grizzly when she asked me to go down on her, so I gave her the human spit cup.
by B.R.N. August 28, 2022
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Human ejector seat

The act of sneaking up behind a male friend preferably a homie grabbing the ball sack and yanking backwards
Ben: Lmao I gave Dave a human ejector seat the other day

Dan: Lmao that shit must've hurt
by ThatDocIsASpy September 19, 2020
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Human wine decanting

The act of inserting a catheter into the male bladder, draining out the urine then using a large syringe to inject wine back in so that it can be served by a dangling cock. Warning: There is a case report of this procedure causing life threatening septic shock, or "cock shock".
Suzy went to the wine tasting party where a vintage wee wee wine was being served by human wine decanting through enormous cock.
by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021
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non-human intelligence

"Non-human intelligence," or NHI, is a term commonly found in Ufology, and has no direct relationship with the computer science term "artificial intelligence," or A.I. Instead, the term "non-human intelligence" is used by ufologists to denote non-human entities of potentially (but not always) non-Earth origins (i.e., extraterrestrials) who clearly possess intelligence and technological sophistication. The term is also extended to any robots or androids or drones or A.I.s who either accompany or assist the primary (and presumably biologic) intelligences. Such robots or androids or drones or A.I.s who accompany the primary intelligences are also called "exotic technology" or "non-human technology" or even "non-human A.I." The craft or ships or vehicles in which the intelligences travel (in the accompaniment of their robots, and androids, etc.,) are called "exotic technical craft of non-human origin" or just "non-human craft."

The most important criteria needed before any technology can be called "non-human" is that it must be determined with utter confidence that the technology is not merely a specimen of top secret tech from either the US military or a foreign military such as China or Russia. Once it's been firmly demonstrated that "it isn't ours, and it isn't theirs either," only then can it be officially dubbed "of non-human origin."
The Pentagon denies that they have been in contact with non-human intelligences for many decades now. But the myriad government warehouses full of crashed UFOs and exotic materials indicate otherwise.
by Innocent Byproduct June 12, 2023
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Human Shock Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
My friends were amazed that I survived the human shock absorber years and earned a friggin’ piece of paper. Not even parchment. Yay for me.
by Dr Isaac September 12, 2018
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