Torag's Hammers

Torag's Hammers are a pair of hammers that you use as a weapon in Runescape.
Often shortened to Torag's Hams.

I equiped my Torag's Hammers to kill some guards.

by King_Pin666 November 13, 2007

hammered

1. one who is incredibly intoxicated.

2. something you did that was stupid

He's so hammered he can't walk straight.

"I wasn't paying attention and walked straight into that pillar"
"you're hammered!"

by sick pick September 5, 2009

Hammer Head

A person with a head resembling a hammer, usually with no chin.

Did you see that kid back there?
Ya. One ugly ass hammer head chunkard.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

Jack Hammer

cocaine; the white candy; snappers

I had Sally doing jack hammers off my d**K

by daB May 18, 2004

texas hammer

Is a muslim male who has a very large penis, dick, or cock. Originated in Dallas, Texas.

Wow, Muddasir you are a real Texas Hammer.

by Ambelina June 19, 2008

Hammer Turkey

When you get so drunk/stoned you gobble like a turkey, and think you are about to fall of the earth.

"Man, Hans was so ffed up, he was talkin'like a HAMMER TURKEY!"

by Gabba February 23, 2005

hammerfaced

Just the most beat up female face on the planet. Any and everything is wrong with this individuals face.

You know what Ryan,
I could do a keg stand for an hour and a half and I would still rather have move my family into a ghetto like Santa Ana, Ca., than sleep with that hammerfaced trick!

by The Whammer Hammer January 5, 2009