Bull Crotch!

A variation on the expletive bull shit. This version dabbles in a slightly more suggestive area of the animal, creating more vulgar reaction in those listening. In some, it could cause a visualization of the animal's ample anatomy creating an uneasy feeling of inadequacy, which will aid the user in his attempt to prove superior in the situation. It is a subtle twist, but a surprising and powerful one, which will ensure that the user of this word is heard. It is a statement of disbelief and/or disgust.

"See that girl over there? I just gave her yoni the old in out in out."

"Bull Crotch! you don't even like redheads!"

Bull Crotch! by fairywagina October 2, 2008

cabbage crotch 

(n.) a leafy topping found on a pink taco (vagina) if it has gone bad.

Last night Bob went down on his girlfriend only to find that she had cabbage crotch.

cabbage crotch by Scooter1252 January 23, 2010

Katie Crotch-Hands 

Someone who warms her hands up by sticking them between her legs. It is unknown wither or not she gets sexual pleasure from this.

So we are sitting at Montana's Restaurant, eating dinner, when Katie Crotch-Hands sticks her hands between her legs, in front of everybody! She says "Shut up my hands are cold!"

Katie Crotch-Hands by Mar.Ley February 4, 2008

fire crotch

Sex move where one gets some sort of spice residue in their mouth (tobasco, pepper, hot sauce, etc.) and give a blow-job. Bonus points if you get the spice in the penis hole.

Brandon was in pain after receiving head from this biotch because she pulled off the fire crotch with jalapeno residue.

fire crotch by SnakeBiter October 12, 2009

medusa crotch 

An individual with excessive amounts of pubic hair, such that they become entangled, resembling the head of medusa.

I took that drunk chick to my place last night to give her a taste of my man-sized salami, but I was flabbergasted to find out that she had a bad case of medusa crotch.

medusa crotch by casco February 24, 2007

morning crotch

refers to the putrid smell that eminates from the groinal region after a night of festering in one's own sweat and other bodily fluids. the lower equivalent of morning breath.

person 1: "so dude, sally stayed over last night and in the morning i decided to do a little donut diving."

person 2: "wtf man, that morning crotch will kill ya."

person 1: *shivers*

morning crotch by jjefferson13 January 2, 2008

Crispy Crotch

When a woman shapes Rice Krispy Treats into a dildo and has her lesbian lover use it.

I forgot my vibrator so I gave her a Crispy Crotch instead.

Crispy Crotch by Zippy_dooda July 6, 2010