Comedy 

Funny stuff that makes you die on the inside but laugh on the outside

What the hell is comedy???????

Comedy by Colemichael16 February 25, 2017

Comey Shake 

When you are forced to greet some one who you know is an absolute turd but are compelled to greet them. Like taking a big bight a stinking shit sand which -Usually in a formal or official setting.

I had to greet my ex wife's husband at my daughter 's graduation. Knowing that he is a turd on several levels , and wantes to be as cordial as possible I extended my hand out for a COMEY SHAKE from a safe distance , but got pulled in.

Comey Shake by #42KO May 18, 2017

comeback 

The art of replying to something/someone with a witty word, statement or sentence.

Donald Trump: Atlantic City was a great place, I loved it. It was really something that had such potential and it's been hurt so badly by a lot of bad political decisions.
<pause>
David Letterman: Has your barber ever made a bad decision?
<applause>
Random Joe: Now that's a comeback.

comeback by FemaleArseholeServant October 29, 2017

Vantablack Comedy 

One of the darkest forms of comedy known, Vantablack Comedy absorbs up to 99.965% of audiences' collective dignity.

"But I thought you liked dark comedy, Mum? Did you at least enjoy the holocaust jokes?"
"Brian, that wasn't dark comedy, that was VANTABLACK comedy!"

Vantablack Comedy by rm84 May 10, 2018

Ovey Comeaux High School 

As of 2018, the only high school in the entire nation where everyone has a god damn vape. The most popular one is a Juul. Trahan lookin thicc i might fuckup on her daughter and get that bitch preg and eat up on her braed and suck up on her tiites the fuck up on her oncle so i can get him pregg with a side of egg and then suck on her toes so i can get that extra credit.

Common abbreviations include: OCHS/Homo Como/Como Homo/Southside Classic

Guy in Louisiana: Yo, been to homo como? (Ovey Comeaux High School)
Guy not in Louisiana: The fuck ya mean baw.

Ovey Comeaux High School by sister scott December 20, 2018

ride the comet

A euphemisim for suicide. While phrases such as "six feet under" and "pushing up daisies" apply to other forms of death, this is specifically for suicide. It was inspired by the Heaven's Gate cult, who committed suicide in the belief that their souls would ride a "spaceship" hidden near the Hale-Bopp comet when it passed by Earth in 1997.

Did you hear what happened to Joe?

Yeah. After he lost his job and his wife left him, he couldn't take it anymore. He decided to ride the comet.

ride the comet by nitrogyro1 September 19, 2009

the comedian 

The most bad ass member of the Watchmen.

The Comedian totally killed that pregnant woman.

the comedian by sjupiter17 March 16, 2009