I can break these cuffs 

A phrase usually uttered after being arested, espcially if you are a black midget prostitute, to an officer of the law, often followed by AAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!

Black Midget: "I can break these cuffs."
Officer: "You can't break those cuffs."
Black Midget: "AAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH!"

I can break these cuffs by Fowlah178 June 10, 2010

all you can eat 

A challenge.

All you can eat? Are you sure you really want to see how much I can eat?

all you can eat by non-celebrity inside joke June 2, 2009

beggars can't be choosers 

used when someone is desperate for something but then becomes picky about it

person 1: oi got any money
person 2: only $2
person 1: shit that ain't much
person 2: look mate beggars can't be choosers

beggars can't be choosers by josef (joey) s March 10, 2020

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft

When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.

(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft by GamingCat0179 September 9, 2019

shit can 

A sudden termination of employment

My brother was shit canned last week.

shit can by Pavarti May 4, 2005

idk can you 

A phrase that sassy teachers use.

Student: Can I go to the Bathroom

Teacher: Idk can you

idk can you by That dude from LFK February 26, 2018

You can you up 

If you can do it, then get up and do it.

You talk a good game! Lets put some money on it. "You can you up"!

You can you up by talk2me-JCH2 February 16, 2022