cock monger

One who savors the taste of cock

That girl is such a cock monger.

cock monger by Billy Dean December 4, 2002

cock smack 

To smack a person, usually in the face, with one's cock. Often used as a disciplinary maneuver.

If you keep playin' like that, I will cock smack you good.

cock smack by Jimmy January 23, 2003

cock on the rocks 

The act of receiving oral sex from a female, while she has ice cubes in her mouth.

Also known as an eskimo blowjob or a meatcicle

She slipped some ice cubes into her mouth and sucked down a Cock on the Rocks

cock on the rocks by Foxhill August 14, 2007

cock michael

A fellacious male homosexual.

You are such a cock michael!

cock michael by Mike Swift November 11, 2004

cock monkey 

See also: prick, dick, twat, arse monkey, cock meister, cock gobbler.

An idiot of immense proportion, usually amazingly arrogant and annoying.

Also used affectionately.

Insult: (Spills your pint while dancing like a epileptic making toast in the bath) "You fookin' cock monkey!"

Affec: (You best mate shows you a polaroid of him teabagging you) "Aahhh, yah cock monkey!"

cock monkey by Gregatron September 23, 2003

Cock-Meat-Sandwich 

Sucking Dick basically

Big Bob: Are You Boys Ready for your cock-meat-sandwich
(some time/words pass buy)
Kumar: Damn, his dick smells like shit

Cock-Meat-Sandwich by The1337Arcade.Com August 24, 2008

cock rocket 

an extremely fast erection

Andrew got a cock rocket from watching the strippper

cock rocket by bungholio17 February 5, 2009