Gerbil Beads

A band of Gerbil Beads is a long string with 6-8 live gerbils tied to it. A woman then inserts each individual gerbil into their ass and then quickly yanks them out in the quest for anal pleasure.

That sick bitch was in the ER last night again, she used her gerbil beads, but when she yanked them out, her favorite gerbil Milo was missing.

by Wild N Wooly October 20, 2011

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dirty beans

Combination of "dirty" as in "dirty secret", and "beans" as in "spill the beans". As in share with us your secret.

Girl: "Honestly though, looking back, I think I can say I'm happy with what I did."

Boy: "Well, then you have done as good as you can for a first pass - no regrets."

Girl: "Hey, I didn't say there are no regrets. There are several."

Boy: "ooo dirty beans"

by .l. master September 25, 2012

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fuck beans

An action one can perform when they are currently experiencing sexual frustration. Simply find a bean big (or small) enough and fuck the living daylights out of it.

I couldnt get any lovin' so I resorted to having to fuck beans.

by Tapeworm Tapeworm July 1, 2004

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baked beans

The term baked beans means to do ecstasy...to be rolling on x...to be rolling balls

We're gonna have baked beans tonight! YES!
You guys want some baked beans tonight, we can pick some up on the way home.

by banana July 6, 2004

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Coffee Beans

A slang term used to describe a saggy and/or lumpy scrotum, as if the ballsack were filled with coffee beans. Usually used in accordance to males of African-American or Hispanic decent, but can be used occasionally for Caucasian males.

1. Ay meng, I heard you got dem coffee beans.
2. My ex-boyfriend had the WORST coffee beans.
3. Should I be worried? I got coffee beans.

by F.I.Y.M July 28, 2009

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