Lee Johnson

A little person, usually under 3 foot. They contradict themselves a lot, and make up empty threats.

(Football Context)
"We'll see where you end up, come end of the season" (Implying his football team will finish above yours)
"Oh stop being a Lee Johnson"

by LittleLee69 March 20, 2018

vincent johnson

Tall guy, lives in Ohio, and eats Twinkie stuffed horses

Omg that guy is such a Vincent johnson

by Some random teen kid April 20, 2018

SC Johnson

An all-encompassing term that can be used to refer to one's ass crack, scrotum, and penis at once.

S = Sack
C = Crack
Johnson = Penis

Richard: I used a new trimmer on my SC Johnson last night, and it went better than expected.
Alex: Have you ever tried using Nair? It works pretty well for mine.

by wlofa August 12, 2025

Johnson

Def: To tell a provable, bare faced lie.
One who is a bare faced liar.

"He's pulling a Johnson" (lying and everyone knows it)
"He's a right Johnson" (incontrovertible liar)
"You're not telling Johnsons are you?" (parent to child)

by cheryleveritt July 11, 2022

Storm Johnson

The act of a fully-dressed man pulling his cock through the fly of his pants and barging into another room to attack another man.

"Tyler, what the hell took you guys so long to get here?"
"Bro, Kyle Storm Johnson'd me while I was getting dressed. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fight someone with their cock out?"

by PapaCommish October 11, 2014

Curious Johnson

A penis which hasn't seen any action in months so now it is willing to insert itself in any orifice available.

Jack hasn't gotten laid in months, I'm pretty sure he has a curious Johnson now.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 21, 2020

Charles Stanley Johnson the 4th

Holy fattie bro. Like SCOOT OVER I cant fit on the couch in humanities. This guy who says he’s “6’” but is actually 5’2. Like ACTUALLY. Why does he even exist? I asked him what he was going to name his kid, expecting Charles Stanley Johnson the 5th but he said “Leo” HELLO? What are you yapping about. Bro has NOT played these games before. “Kindness is free” after telling me “go hang yourself but your fat rolls will get in the way, go cut yourself but your arm fat is to big, go eat poison at least you know how to eat and drink” bro stop taking out the trash.

“You’re built like Charles Stanley Johnson the 4th”

by sigmamama January 10, 2025