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An affliction that causes a man's penis to slowly writhe about in his pants throughout the day.
"You okay, Mario? You haven't stopped fidgeting in 20 minutes."
"Dude I have a nonstop Storm Johnson going right now."
by PapaCommish October 10, 2014
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The act of a fully-dressed man pulling his cock through the fly of his pants and barging into another room to attack another man.
"Tyler, what the hell took you guys so long to get here?"
"Bro, Kyle Storm Johnson'd me while I was getting dressed. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fight someone with their cock out?"
by PapaCommish October 10, 2014
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