cracking cheese

another way of saying smegma

it was that day that it happened.it was an ordinary day and i had just woke up so my vision was still blurry.i could just make out the outline of a woman and my dick.as my vision got better i saw that it was my mom,charlie.she hopped on top of me and landed on my dick,which was rock solid.she was moving so fast that i didn't know what she was doing until i felt my dick slip in her tight,warm,juicy and hairy pussy.we then had the biggest orgasms of our lives. after that moment my mom got pregnant with my son and since that day i hadn't thought about washing my dick.she pulled my pants down and as she rolled back my foreskin she said your dick stinks.it was then that my worst nightmare happened two men came through my wall. one said always swallow with a smile and the other said cracking cheese i see. i then fainted then woke up in my bed. it turned out i had a wet dream but i remembered this always swallow with a smile and cracking cheese i see.

the end

by charlie jayne January 1, 2018

Greek Cheese

This occurs when you suck an uncircumsized dick and get smegma in your mouth. With the collected smegma in the mouth you then place greek yogurt in the mans asshole. Upon placing the greek yogurt you also mix the smegma and proceed to eat it.

Bro last night Monish gave aayush greek cheese. It was disgusting!

by swagmoney9876 March 2, 2022

Booty cheese

Booty cheese is when cheese builds up in your booty. Someone can eat your booty cheese or you can eat it if you want. It’s a delicacy in California!!! Booty cheese is the best tasting thing you’ll ever have. When your booty cheese starts bulking up after a while, it gets better and better so don’t let anyone steal it or eat it!!!!!

While I was sleeping my best friend ate my booty cheese I’ve been saving up for months without my permission!!!! Wtf man😭

by Itswidebootywhitejessica May 25, 2020

Mackino (cheese)

absolutely devouring the cheese.

"I hear she gives really good Mackino (cheese) ... slut."

by creamserena February 2, 2023

caca cheese

I phrase used to describe someone who smells, or looks, like shit and the cheesy smell between your toes.

“You smell like caca cheese.”
“No, you look like caca cheese.”

by Soel0325 December 21, 2021

Bobette cheese

A freshie who big mad for getting called what they are... A freshie

Bruh u such a bobette cheese

by Haha funni October 22, 2020

Pat the Cheese

The act of slamming ones fist into one's CEO's respective privates.

"I just pat the cheese so hard!"

"Did you lose your job?"

"Hell yeah, but the bitch deserved it!"

by That's what Santa said December 2, 2011