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Phone you up

1. To call someone on their landline.

2. To vigorously hit someone with the handle of a landline phone.

3 . To insert a phone into ones anus and it repeatedly “butt dial” someone.
1. Jimmy said, “Hey hoe, I will phone you up tomorrow at 4:20”, but i have no landline phone. DTF, WTF. 😟.

2. Timmy phoned me up all day Thursday when going to prison. I could hear the law say, “ Squat and cough” like it was in stereo.😲.
by BlondeSkurch May 20, 2019
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cell phone schizo

Someone talking on the speaker phone in their car. Most move their hands up and down and head side to side as if the person they are talking to is standing in front of them. Usually oblivious to anyone looking.
Dude #1: Hey, check out the guy next to us.
Dude #2: Wow, is he rocking out to Pantera or something?
Dude #1: No, he's just a "cell phone schizo", probably chatting with his ex.
by flogger up January 13, 2010
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tin can phone

When two guys are connected butt to butt bus double-ended dildo.
I walked in on my husband, Tim, and his buddy Eric pulling a tin can phone.
by Tcwilly June 21, 2020
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Reunion phone call

A special phone call made to remember old friends, penfriend, family and other folks.

A call made to remember all the folks you know when it's been a long time since you spoke to them.
Hope - B: Damn, it's been long time since I heard from my family and friends...

Cash hurt: Man, why don't you just make a reunion phone call to get through em...
by M. V Kalum July 3, 2018
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Lost Phone Syndrome

A serious but temporary condition that occurs when your misfortune enough to lose, misplace or have your phone stolen...
It is rooted in the fear that someone will see whats on your phone...
Physical illness will occur if your phone is not locked...

***Symptoms include : paranoia, anxiety, irrational talking to yourself and lots of erratic searching ...
The condition is 100% curable when you either locate your phone or turn your phone off ...
Billy : Why is Johnny panicking and ripping everything out of his car?
Jimmy : Dude he has "Lost Phone Syndrome" he cant find his phone,do not approach him, you don't wanna know what kind of fucked up shit is downloaded on there..
Billy : Is his phone locked ?
Jimmy : Nope, he is totally fucked !!
by Stains and Smears February 11, 2019
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cell phone nazi

A teacher at school who is always telling you to put away your cell phone.
me "Im going to text message my sister"
friend "oh you best put that away, the cell phone nazi is comming"
me "thanks so much friend!! cell phone nazi sucks!"
by Courtney Porter December 9, 2008
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bless your phone

Send a nude or receive a nude
by Zamnn zaddy June 5, 2017
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