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where is your penis, young man?

"i mustve left it behind. im sorry mumy"
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fat things that boys have that girls always wanna hop on
Boy: my penis is hurting

Girl: i can help u with that daddy
by fatcocks May 24, 2022
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by ur mom licks me at night May 25, 2022
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A penis is a large cylindrical shaft used on a woman
by Big daddy horse coc May 30, 2022
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A penis is a man’s cock or private part it will get you pregnant if you have sex with it it can be small or big but if you have a small one your are a bitch

-avery🤍😁🫶💪
by Ducking May 31, 2022
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a part of the male body
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by jameswhite69 June 2, 2022
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The small fleshy organism that is roughly 2.5" in width and 2.25" in length that burrows in soil when frightened. You can often find a penis in the arid climates of your mom's pussy.
Good Heavens!!! is that the rare penis I spy over yonder?!

Wow it is! look at the penis burrowing away into your mom's cooch!
by shmoodaism June 6, 2022
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