shmoodaism's definitions
The small fleshy organism that is roughly 2.5" in width and 2.25" in length that burrows in soil when frightened. You can often find a penis in the arid climates of your mom's pussy.
Good Heavens!!! is that the rare penis I spy over yonder?!
Wow it is! look at the penis burrowing away into your mom's cooch!
Wow it is! look at the penis burrowing away into your mom's cooch!
by shmoodaism June 6, 2022
Get the penismug.