May 1 

May 1st is put a party horn in your ass and fart day

Idefk why this thought came into my mind, I’m going back to therapy after may 1 tho

May 1 by Oopsguessimmabitch March 31, 2021

May 24th

National kick a boy’s balls day!

Sarah: You know what day it is ?
Sam:what?
Sarah: May 24th
*kicks his balls*
Sam:ow what was that for?
Sarah: Pay back for the 24th of April!!!

May 24th by Mmmss April 25, 2021

May 4 

may 4 is when my cosplay comes‼️

“ May 4 “

May 4 by Bobasanaa on tiktok May 3, 2021

may 7

it’s the international nudes day.
you must send nudes to who requests them.

-boy yesterday i got my dms full of nudes
-no shit, it was may 7, the international nudes day

may 7 by coaly May 7, 2021

May 11 

It’s rate my body shape day. On that day you can send a picture of your body (naked, in underwear or just wearing what you feel in PHAT) and ask for an honest assessment of how sexy you are.

- It’s May 11. Wanna rate my some nudes?
- Boner alert

May 11 by Garbaragerack May 10, 2021

May 25th 

The New International Goth Day because Alli forgot

Alli: I MISSED INTERNATIONAL GOTH DAY
Foley: HOW
Alli: I DONT KNOW
Foley:MAKE A NEW ONE

*may 25th was made new goth day shortly after the incident”

May 25th by Bes Mean May 24, 2021

May 28 

The day a fucking loser was born aka me

i was born on may 28 i am a fucking loser

May 28 by immajumpoffabridge November 21, 2021