Hard one

When someone messes up or does something/ says something really stupid or dumb, a hard one is necessary to right the wrong. A hard one us performed by wrapping two fingers around the back of the neck and ripping your fingers across the entire back of the neck thus giving a burning sensation. If lesson is not learned, a second hard one is necessary. If it's extremely dumb, the entire room can participate in the hardest of ones.

Jamal missed so badly that he lost our only ball. "That's a hard one."

by AndImChaz October 27, 2020

Hard gas

When a person assumes that a feeling in the bowels is the harbinger for a fart but upon relieving oneself of the sensation, feces is produced.

Boy, I thought I had a fart, but ended up shitting myself,classic case of hard gas!

by Sailorguy 85 May 29, 2019

Full on hard.

When you are Very high or Fully Stoned from smoking Weed, Dope, Cannabis, Ganja, Grass, Pot, Reefer, Herb, or Bud.

Example #1

So what did you do last weekend, man?

Dude, I was Full on hard.

Example #2

Dude, are you high?

FULL ON HARD!

by BellSprout September 15, 2010

Hard Zone

The part of town where you can go to a titty bar and see naked women or a porn film and where all the prostitutes hang out ect.
So called because all the guys that go there always get a hard on.

Where's the hard zone in this town?

by Judge dredd7 September 5, 2011

Lee Harding

Faux punk poser. Obnoxious and annoying wannabe from Australian Idol 3. Displayed severely limited intelligence, music knowledge and talent. Had logic defying z-grade celebrity status bestowed upon him by obnoxious teenyboppers and finished third place. Scored a recording contract and is currently churning out some of the crappiest music Australia has ever heard.

Lee Harding should've been torched at birth!

by Jesus July 16, 2008

hard core

damn loser teanagers who try to act cool, but just end up looking like retards..

that damn group of people trying to be all hard-core are just a bunch of losers who will never get layed except for some damn hastings hoe!

by coca October 31, 2003

Hard House

Hard house is house with a less "pop" kind of sound. If house and Drum&Bass had a baby, Hard House would be it. It is House with a much deeper sound. It has a Very dark and heavy bass drum. Carl Cox is a famous Hard House artist.

Listen to "Kajita" by Carl Cox.

by MIsoHUNGI May 13, 2005