fake in-laws

Your sibling's spouce's family. ie. your brother's wife's parents. In-laws belonging to your brother or sister, but not to you.

People you have no obligation to see or spend time with, but have to put up with on a regular basis at functions or holidays. Though they really aren't your inlaws, they must be treated as such- just to keep everyone getting along.

The fake in-laws are coming to Thanksgiving, again?

I know- putting up with the brother-in-law is bad enough, without his whole family crashing in.

by Shumado July 1, 2011

pittsburgh fake

The act in which A male is having sexual intercourse with another "Doggy Style" When the male is about to Jizz or "Cum" he then directs his penis out of the vagina or anus and spits on the partners back. Assuming the male has "Cum" the partner will look back at the male in much relief thus the male shoots his load into his partners face. One who is faking to cum in his partner by pulling out and spitiing saliva on the back and cuming in the face of the partner when he or she looks back. te name originated in 1996 when pittsburgh was at the superbowl, one of the best Quarter back sneaks took place hencing the Pittsburgh fake.

"The bitch did'nt please me not only her pussy smelt like shit so i busted a pittsburgh fake, she had the funniest face ever when she looked back at me after i jizzed all up on her face. she got mad when she realized i spit on her back:

by The Don Aleman August 14, 2006

pump fake

This sounds similar to the "gimp pirate" in which you do the above and after you come in her eye you kick her in the shin. Leaving her with her hand over her eye hopping on one leg... like a gimp pirate.

when I asked the guy who told me this if hed ever done it his response was "I never did it to my girlfriend," uhh realllly classy James...

by never been a gimp pirate January 29, 2004

fake the snake

Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

“...and so he grabbed her pet snake, ran home, then JUMPED her later on in the night - all whist wearing a cop uniform...” He exclaimed.

“You used a fake the snake, didn’t you mate,” I remarked.

by spughetti21 November 1, 2017

fake and gay

"fake and gay" is something subscribers of the youtube channel =3 like to litter all over the comment sections of youtube videos regardless of whether the video in question is actually "fake" and "gay" or not because these RWJ drones are too stupid to think of anything original or relevant to say and they have this unfortunate misconception that repeating something ad nuseam is actually cool and funny. All they managed to do is to make themselves look like a bunch of mindless robotic douchetards.

common usage by RWJ drones:

sxephil begging video

"fake and gay"

charlie bit my finger video

"fake and gay"

obama inauguration speech video

"fake and gay"

by capitalistpig March 29, 2010

Everyone is a fake

Not just Donald Trump, but practically everyone who has ever achieved some degree of worldly success, is a charlatan—people improvise as they go along, hoping that luck and success would conspire to be on their side until they become somebody blessed with many friends (and fiends and foes).

The biographies of many successful people reveal that when faced with hit-and-hope situations, they can’t help but to bluff or fake their way through until they make it—an oft-unspoken common denominator among many rich and famous people is that everyone is a fake at some point, when they’re still a nobody.

by MathPlus September 5, 2018

Fake Life

The Sims, a computer game where you create a person and make all their decisions throughout their life, but because it is fake, it is a "fake life."

"Hey dude, do you wanna hang out?"

"No thanks, I'm busy playing Fake Life."

by TheGodofLife July 28, 2012