Vib Fest

That rare golden opportunity where an attractive single mother has a few moments to take care of herself with a battery-powered apparatus. Only happens when the kids are sound asleep or on a play date. To be used only in the absence of a live dong. It is a beautiful thing.

1. (A). “Did you see all the batteries in Shiela’s shopping cart? What do you think she’s up to?”
(B). “Well, the kids are at their Dad’s and her boyfriend’s out of town. You do the math.”
(A). “DAMN!! Our girl must be planning an epic Vib Fest!!”

2. “Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, what's that sound? Little Mami’s got a Vib Fest goin’ on down.”
-“Battery-Powered Boi” by the West Side Hustlers

by westsidehustlers April 2, 2020

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Hog fest

The act of pulling your dick out in public infront of your friends and catching them off guard

Person 1: *pulls dick out*
Person 2: *looks down and sees it* “What the hell?”
Person 1: “HOG FEST”

by _Slim_Smith_ July 1, 2020

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Blood Fest

A male who loves to have sex with a woman during that time of the month.

Same for women they like getting fucked on that time of the month

Man me and my wife had a Blood Fest last night it felt squishy but nice.

by AlbinoApePenis September 5, 2020

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Bitch Festival

Bitch Festival is a yearly event held in Montana on September 25th. Bitch festival was started by Andriana D. Bitch to celebrate being a real dumb bitch. Dumb bitches and their families gather together and celebrate their bitchiness.

Have you seen Andy? No, she's in Montana for the Bitch Festival.

by anonymous September 16, 2020

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