Collin In

Someone, typically those named “Collin,” who have a tendency to “Call in” to work often, reporting various illnesses, especially before, or after, vacations.

“Well look at that, he’s COLLIN IN again!”

“Ima Col’lin next week!”

by ReezWitherzpoon July 19, 2025

Collin with 2 L’s

The superior version of a dude named “Collin.” Doesn’t walk around sniffing farts, but totally owes you 50 fluxers.

Bartender 1: does that guy sniff farts?
Bartender 2: nah bro, that’s Collin with 2 L’s, fart sniffing is totally a Colin with 1 L activity.

Bartender 1: totally makes sense, that guy still owes me 50 fluxers
Bartender 2: damn bro. i owe him 51

by anonymous August 12, 2025

Collinry

Absurd and often flabbergasting behavior and/or excuses. Often used to get out of having to work. Mainly used by those named Collin.

Boss: Why aren’t you at work today

Collin: I’ve come down with some sort of food borne illness. Which is odd cause my chicken dinner was overcooked if anything.

Boss: So you’re not coming in

Collin: not today, also tomorrow I won’t be in my cat had a massage appointment so I’ll be taking a full day of PTO

Boss: This is pure Collinry

by Brockedom September 8, 2025

Coclonaut

A person that wants to be something, but isn't.

My sister Emily thinks she has many friends, but in reality no one likes her. She thinks she is popular. She is a coclonaut.

by Sexyman69 September 16, 2025

colon sister

When you and a friend are pooping at the same time, but don’t know it.

Ali: I just pooped
Player2: Me too!

Ali: No way! Colon sisters!

by yungshauzzie67 September 19, 2025

Colonel Hamtramck Homes (Hamtown Projects)

A public housing complex in Hamtramck, MI, considered part of Detroit’s East Side by locals. Known for its tight-knit community, diverse residents, and presence of local street crews and neighborhood cliques.

“Everybody knows the Colonel Hamtramck Homes (Hamtown Projects)—been seeing local crews run those projects for years.”—Hamtown local

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025

: (Colon)

A punctuation mark used to break apart a sentence.

That party was fun: (Colon) I can't believe that happened.

by 3DVoid May 11, 2025