Early Bird Smash

A process in which one isolates him or her self for one night, abandoning sleep and guaranteeing a hellish next day, in the name of doing all homework, studying, or stressful, pressing matters, in a burst of tired glory. Not recommended for amateurs.

My first Early Bird Smash this semester was yesterday. Today was hell but I finished 6 assignments and aced a Physics test.

Early Bird Smash by Cyan_Pile July 24, 2016

The bird is poppin 

When you get way too excited and pop a huge one downstairs

Bro, I just saw Remdawg and the bird is poppin!

The bird is poppin by Johnnyremmell October 5, 2018

Baby Bird Feeding 

Baby Bird Feeding (BBF) is the act of a man ejaculating into a woman’s mouth which she in return spits back into his mouth. In similar fashion of a mother bird feeding one of her babies.

Damn Blake is really into Baby Bird Feeding...he’s kinda sus.

Baby Bird Feeding by Yvng Pablo April 21, 2021

Squirting the bird 

Sending a transmission (squirting), usually a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird).

Hurry up! We only have 30 seconds until we start squirting the bird.

Squirting the bird by Scary Cary February 5, 2009

on the bird 

Programing on satellite TV.

Yo I just cause an awesome late night ballgame up on the bird.

on the bird by ekt8750 April 9, 2010

jaying the bird

1. Being active in Rob Henrys AP Lang class.

2. Doing Rob Henry's Busy Work

Zac asked what the agenda was in Henrys class today, and Conor and Dave's response was always "jaying the bird"

The only thing we ever do in Henrys class is jay the bird

jaying the bird by Vince Macintosh May 4, 2011

Chick-Fil-A Bird 

A type of bird recognized by the fact that it is known for frequenting fast food establishments, particularly Chick-Fil-A. Usually born in a fryer or similar type of device, and is frequently raised in a parking lot. Lives off of a diet that mainly consists of french fry crumbs and other crumbs and gristle slathered in grease. Typically has a small stature and is known for traveling in packs with other CFA birds.

Tom - "Hey Kevin, is that a Chick-Fil-A bird over there trying to choke down a McNugget?"

Kevin - "No, Tom, you imbecile, it clearly is not. However, it is most definitely part of the larger Fast Food classification of birds. You can tell because of it's dangerously high cholesterol levels."

Chick-Fil-A Bird by yobudwassup April 7, 2014