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bachelorism 

A prudent, sensible, and wise life-enabling decision to remain single, remain a first class citizen, enjoy relatively high degrees of personal freedom, prosperity, and self-determination, and avoid a very expensive, dangerous, hostile, abusive, deeply exploitive, oppressive, and life-crushing enslaving marriage and the unjustly deeply anti-male legal system in the likely, arbitrary, possibly unpredictable, and life-crippling divorce.
Bachelorism means retaining your full civil rights and first class citizenship, personal dignity and self-respect. Bachelorism means never being in fear or experiencing the actual or the constant threat of emotional and physical abuse and arbitary and unjust arrest, homelessness, imprisonment, ruin, and indentured servitude at your wife's sole discretion (regardless of your kind character or behavior) without legal protection, recourse, or respect; it also means complete self-determination, freedom to enjoy your life as you wish on your own terms, and generally greater opportunity and personal prosperity in life. Bachelorism is the clear freedom from the exploitation and sacrificing of a used, disposable man's life for the unilateral entertainment and profit an ever-expectant, hateful, greedy, self-indulgent, entitlement- and luxury-obsessed and sneeringly and derisively nonrecripricatory, ulterior, incipidly disrespecting vicious wife. To men, marrying women in the current social, cultural, and legal environment is unhealthy, oppressive, and physically, psychologically, and legally dangerous. Bachelorism is relatively freedom-ensuring, sane, safe, and financially, legally, and personally healthy. Bachelorism is to respect yourself and retain your human rights.
bachelorism by esmith512 January 27, 2008
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Mackay Northern Beaches SHS 

Mackay Northern Beaches is a school that supports the usage of satan and is the exact definition of a hell hole. Staff in the High School despises the usage of socks that have the colour black, any colour that is not navy blue, white, or grey since they are rasist and people who wear these wrong colour gets an instant detention. The people who work or goes to the school doesn't comply the same sex dating and says leave room for jesus if they see anyone holding or hugging thats the same sex. The best thing about the school and what they do is the fact that they actually let you go home.
"Hey do you go to Mackay Northern Beaches SHS?" "yeah they made me straight haha"
Amazing sex that will make you think of latin dancing, the kind with lots of hip movements and hair flips. Did you imagine sexy latin music in the background while you were having sex? It probably wasn’t sex then, it was bachata!
I had a great time with you tonight… would you like to come inside for some bachata?
Bachata by Salsaaadancer August 27, 2021

Beni-bachi 

Benibachi is a leading Japanese brand that produces top quality shrimp food and products. Many shrimp breeders worldwide are using their products.
Yeat:

-She eat me up like it's Beni-bachi
Beni-bachi by Blazee! February 16, 2023

bachelor's handbag 

A supermarket bought rotisserie chicken in a handy plastic carry bag. Popular with the single man attempting to cook for extended family
Steve knew his niece and nephew loved a home cooked meal, so he picked up a bachelor's handbag and a tub of pasta salad
bachelor's handbag by NzChippy October 17, 2021
Word of the Day on January 26, 2023

Bachelor Wash

A quick soap-free rinse of a plate, cup, or utensil which had recently been used. This is most useful for low-oil, water based, or dry foods. Wiping with a paper towel will usually remove residual food particles missed by the bachelor wash.
1. Since we were out of coffee cups, I bachelor washed the ones from breakfast and filled them up.

2. After a quick bachelor wash, the drinking glass went back in the cupboard.

3. I didn't want my date to think I was a pig, so I bachelor washed the dishes and tossed them in the cupboard.
Bachelor Wash by wozdog July 15, 2009
Word of the Day on July 17, 2009
This is a word my son started saying a couple of years ago when he was 2 and a half, he was getting it confused with seaside but its now the word we use to describe trips to the coast, to visit the beach, build sandcastles, dig in the sand etc.

You use it when you are going to the coast and the Beach is the main event and side you are planning to spend your time on rather than the sea.
'Can we go to the beachside' 'Do you want to go to the beachside today?'
Beachside by RozaSmart November 9, 2019