crap apples

Descrbing something that sucks to go through but has to be done or experienced for a good reason or for the greater good. With "crap" stating that it sucks shit and apples stating that it is for a good cause since apples are good for your health.

Ted: Oh man, I have to finish these reports by 5 o' clock so I can go to the beer carnival on time. Crap apples!

by p_101 March 23, 2005

bobbing for apples

when a girl jacks you off while sucks your balls

john:Justin bobbed my apples last night
justin: oh it was a pleasure i was just bobbing for apples

by jarrettchuck4 July 7, 2014

apple eater

A shinigami, or japanese god of death.

If you don't respect your friend the apple eater will get you.

by apple_eater December 26, 2008

pine-in-an-apple

a pine in an apple
a more interesting word for pineapple

'im bored'
'lets eat a pine-in-an-apple'
'sure!'

by ashleyyz February 6, 2008

the apple crumbler

when you cum inside an apple and you give it to your girlfreinds mom and watch her eat it

this bitch was givin me lip so i gave her the apple crumbler

by spencer s August 7, 2006

Apple Bomberz

throwing apples in the middle of the road and watching a car run over it

apple bomberz is the tossing of apples on to the road

by sk8boardmaster21 February 15, 2009

Jazz Apples

noun, Big fuck off testicles

adj, Jazzappling/Jazzapple - to teabag someone to Jazz Music or play jazz music using your balls.

(Also the name of a type of apple)

"Fuck off Jonny or i'll put my fucking Jazz Apples in your mouth."

"Seriously Jonny! I will Jazzapple your eyelids if you dont get your jazz apples out of my face."

"Holy shit Mark...That guy must have some serious jazz apples to fuck around with that guy."

"Nobody knows this...but Miles Davis...King of Jazzappling. Fo real."

by Babu Baloo September 1, 2011