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velcro girlfriend

(noun)

A sweetheart whose idea of “personal space” is as close as humanly possible, often resulting in a permanent sidekick for all indoor activities.

Exhibits a magnetic attraction to her significant other, with a tenacity that rivals the most determined koala in a eucalyptus tree.

Her penchant for proximity often emerges when her partner is in the zone, be it during a creative hobby or while unwinding with a favorite album.
Trying to enjoy a quiet read while my velcro girlfriend is around is like trying to meditate in a parade — charming but challenging.
by BlueCat666 April 6, 2024
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Girlfriend Island

Describes a period of time when a friend is uncontactable due to being loved up with/holed up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. Person becomes as isolated and uncontactable as if they were on a desert island.
'Have you heard from John?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He's not calling anyone back. Totally out of the loop'.
by epqb May 19, 2024
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Foster Girlfriend

More than a situationship less than dating. Taking care of someone until they find their forever home, kinda like a foster pet. You get attached to them but you’ll be happy to see them find their person. Until then, you’re having a great time being friends but friends with benefits just feels not right for your relationship too.
“So are you and Jerry official yet? You’ve been together for 2 years now!” “No, I’m his foster girlfriend. I’m just taking care of him until he finds his forever home.”
by NicknameBickname February 28, 2025
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Girlfrienditis

When your boyfriend don’t want to talk to you no more
I’m dumping you, I have girlfrienditis”
by Peanutsnomnom December 29, 2018
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Stamms girlfriend

Rumor has it she was last found at amicci snorting pad thai
Stamms girlfriend uses pad Thai to lure children into her van
by Pad Thai November 3, 2021
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Girlfriend

Someone who is dating a guy. Girlfriends can be adorable and scary at the same time. While some are super casual about the whole "dating world" others can get clingy and demanding, and the simple idea of being a girlfriend cat get to their heads. If this is someone you know, bear with them or set them straight, they don't know everything about everything. A girlfriend deserves the world from their boyfriend, and sometimes forget that they also need to give the world to their boyfriend, because they are partners in crime and possibly life. Girlfriends are hard to obtain no matter what amount of self-esteem you have, but once you "get a girl" they can be loyal as hekk. They forget that playing hard to get can bruise a guy's self esteem just as much as guys can bruise theirs. A girlfriend can be a terrible experience, but once you get away from a bad girlfriend there's a whole sea out there and so many other girls who will treat you like a prince. A girlfriend's expectations can be unnaturally high, but not without reason. They want to be safe and comfortable with their boyfriend. Overall, a girlfriend is someone to love and be loved by, so spend time with and cause mischief with whether for a day or a lifetime.
Bro: Man is she your girlfriend?
Bruh: Yeah man, I love her sm
Bro: But does she love you?
Bruh: Yeah totally :)
by Demidork7 March 8, 2021
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