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Furry blast

Furry blast is dog whistle used by people on TikTok and probably 4chan (I don't use that smelly porn filed dumpster of a site). It was created due to shmerg becoming too mainstream. Associated words: Agartha, shmerg, vril, 271k, 🧃, have a nice day etc.
Person 1: Furry blast

Person 2: I get it man, the shmergs are running the world. Bring back AH.
by Aska233 March 25, 2025
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Turkey-blasted

The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.
"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.
by KarensRntUs September 15, 2020
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Walnut blast

An incredible amount of nutty flavored semen.
I'm from Jersey, wanna walnut blast my engine bay like a bunch of Christian Brothers?
by WalnutBlaster July 14, 2021
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sangria blast

The act of pouring sangria in a females anus, and then having her fart it out, all over ones face.
Tammy gave Rico a sangria blast.
by John Sumac January 6, 2017
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Blast Processing

Something that takes too long for its difficulty
Office worker 1: Yo, did you just remember that conference we had? It lasted 8 hours!

Office worker 2: Yeah, that was sooo Blast Processing
by cursed_boi_200iq November 13, 2020
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Kamikaze Finger Blast

Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.
I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.
by iddqd87 December 18, 2017
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Barbecue Blast

to fuck someone from the back and pull out a bottle of barbecue sauce particularly sweet baby rays and pour it out on their body.
yo dude i hit a sweet barbecue blast on veronica last night dude.
by joshballs3 April 23, 2023
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