Furry blast is dog whistle used by people on TikTok and probably 4chan (I don't use that smelly porn filed dumpster of a site). It was created due to shmerg becoming too mainstream. Associated words: Agartha, shmerg, vril, 271k, 🧃, have a nice day etc.
by Aska233 March 25, 2025

The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.
"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.
by KarensRntUs September 15, 2020

by WalnutBlaster July 14, 2021

by John Sumac January 6, 2017

Office worker 1: Yo, did you just remember that conference we had? It lasted 8 hours!
Office worker 2: Yeah, that was sooo Blast Processing
Office worker 2: Yeah, that was sooo Blast Processing
by cursed_boi_200iq November 13, 2020

Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.
I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.
by iddqd87 December 18, 2017

to fuck someone from the back and pull out a bottle of barbecue sauce particularly sweet baby rays and pour it out on their body.
by joshballs3 April 23, 2023
