Unfounded Suicide

A suicide that seems to particularly lack a point.

Your way to say to God "You can't give me a pay rise, I quit

"He was just promoted" "Yeah, It seemed like a bit of an unfounded suicide."

by Eddeezy September 28, 2009

Rectal suicide

When you knowingly eat overly spicy food knowing full well of the lava ass you will receive the next day.

I couldn’t help my self last night… I knew I was committing rectal suicide but that four horseman hot sauce blend is so good.

by Mungtongue February 6, 2022

Suicide Rip

When you desparatly attempt to rip a burnt pod or tank in a sad attempt to get a head rush.

Mike: Ew Jack that shit tastes like a cigarette butt wtf..
Jack: Your straight boss you gotta take them suicide rips for the buzz sometimes

by 860boy February 4, 2018

The Suicidal Violin

The act of jerking one’s penis while simultaneously cutting one’s wrist like a violin.

Ben was so depressed and horny last night, he began to play the suicidal violin.

by cwilly1482 July 10, 2023

Suicide Sosa

1. Cocain overdose (on purpose)
2. A full-time baller, multi billionaire, mass murderer, MC, God tier real nigga hailing from an East-African warrior Tribe known as the Huttu

I bet you can't think of anything cooler than Suicide Sosa

by Chad Amadeus Hugo April 18, 2018

Suicide Belly

When your stomach hangs out over you waist, similar to a muffin top, but frontward facing

He’s been working on his fitness so his suicide belly has gone away

by OGCreed January 28, 2022

SuicidE

A serious topic, do not joke about this, a lot of humans are suicidal, this problem gets overlooked a lot, if you’re suicidal, call obavweve the jamaican scammer, he will take your robux and v bucks and eat your niggas so that you are starved of oxygen and bananas so that you stop trying to kill your own stupid Jamaican bombaclat,
If you are under 17 years old and suicidal, call nigga 30, he will sue you for being not-family friendly for the rest of your career and your life if you don’t get a job in the bronx, suicide is a crime and felony offense and you should be ashamed of yourself, the last part was the suggested words on my iphone

Allie: i’m suicidal and want to kill myself via suicidE
John pork: shut the fuck up nobody cares go back to the bombaclat factory, nya meow i like minors under 12

by RobertJohnson motorola g6 64GB December 16, 2024