sloppy-joe

noun A grotesque (& awesome!) sexual act when after taking a dump on a womans back, the man proceeds to have anal sex with her until reaching climax, blowing clumpy man-chowder all over the steaming pile of feces.

"Hey Erik hows' the misses?", asked Tom.
Erik replied, "Man last night me and Julio, be tag teamin' that blonky bitch and I decided to spice things up with the mad flava of sloppy-joe. Shit was sensational."

by Evan604 September 28, 2008

Sloppy Joe

When a southern tonk goes flaccid for no reason before sex.

Nope his dick did a sloppy joe.

by Old Grit April 13, 2011

sloppy joe

person who eats a girl out and she bleeds on his nose

Last night, i got a sloppy joe from my girlfriend.

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

sloppy bob

When a girl is performing 2 simultaneous blowjobs (but one at a time in the mouth), gets both of them to the point of excitement, and allows both penises to ejactulate at the same time, then swallowing both loads together.

"Dude, he and his girl gave me a sloppy bob."

by William Nye, The Science Guy April 1, 2009

Sloppy Topper

Is a name given to people that don't know how to perform oral sex.

John:Hey ,bro I heard Jessica suck you off?
Carl:Yeah Bro *High Fives*
John:How was it ?
Carl:Not good she's a sloppy topper

John:I hate sloppy toppers

by Richard Goodwill December 12, 2011

sloppy thra

slang expression meaning sloppy throwup, appropriate to use to annoy your friends or when you are having a terrible day.

Steve-O: Whats up Campbell.

Campbell: I said ewwww ahhhhh sloppy thra I said ewww ahhhh sloppy thra!!!

by Baker Rawlings July 16, 2008

Sloppy Cronkite

When two people try to get each other off, and the first one to get off says, "That was the way it was."

Hannity & Colmes were caught in a closet giving each other Sloppy Cronkites.

by Muddy Guy February 1, 2007