Pre-concussion Shake

An unknown recipe to every living animal whether on earth or not. The recipe was uncovered by this one unicellular creature known by the name Aziz Walid Alghawas. Rumour is, the legend himself found the recipe while jacking his shit on a discord call with friends.

Rumour has it that if many people throughout history downed the pre-concussion shake, we would be a more advanced society.

"bro JFK had that shit, rumour has it the pre-concussion shake would've kicked in if he had it 30 minutes earlier"

"Abraham Lincoln missed out on that pre-concussion shake, he could've continued the legacy"

"Guy's I made a pre-concussion shake, flash bangs got nothing on me"

by Aziz (Pre-concussion) Alghawas June 11, 2022

Pre-Tee

Pre-territorials. Kinda like boomers, but for people who turned 18 before the end of the 20-week-war. Before the establishment of the Territories

"It's SoCo, Pre-Tee"

by TotallyNotThomas June 24, 2022

Pre algebra

The one phrase created by kareem the stinky man, use this if you don’t want to make friends. Use this if you want to be hated

you smell like Pre algebra

by STINKY ALGEBRA August 28, 2022

PRE FUNK

You know what pre funk is? huh its like pre game but for the hip and cool. come on guys you right, right? guy? hello? - Killeah

pre funk is like when you guys party before the party you know guys

by Killeah September 9, 2022

Pre Nut Neurosis

The mental state preceding Post Nut Clarity. Usually accompanied by sweaty pits, pillow humping, and a need to fuck so great 4's will look like 8's.

His Pre Nut Neurosis reduced him to screwing some gross, greasy-haired girl with a Batman tattoo on her thigh.

by Ca$H Wallace October 31, 2022

PRE-DENIED

“Dear Applicant/Non-Applicant:
You have been PRE-DENIED for our Visa/Mastercard Credit Services.”

“Dear Applicant/Non-Applicant:
You have been PRE-DENIED for our Visa/Mastercard Credit Services.”

by anonymous November 23, 2022

pre-mature snowjaculation

When snow cums early and leaves a blanket of a white unwanted substance

We had pre-mature snowjaculation a month early and it didn't even throw me a towel

by Coryjamescook October 20, 2022