Dick Job

What someone wants to do to you,when they plan on fucking you over(and they have no intention of being good in any type of way),or it can also mean just getting screwed over in general....Also,it can mean something is just a bunch of BS.

“Man,this job is a total dick job.” “I’m going to fuck over this motherfucker(and not be responsible in any type of way at all).”.....”Look at this traffic,it’s a total dick job.”

by jim6471 April 13, 2021

seths dick

It us so fucking huge

I sucked seths dick its huge

by Suckass174 April 20, 2018

Dick Blush

"That made my dick blush" is a term used when a male sees or hears something incredibly arousing or attractive, combined with a feeling of shyness or embarrassment. It can also be said by women as a comedic effect.

When seeing his girlfriend in that outfit for the first time, it made his dick blush.

OR

Babe, that took me by surprise. I think my dick blushed.

by Punkymunk May 3, 2018

dick diversity

A term to refer to the lack of dick size representation in pornographic material.

There is a severe lack of dick diversity in Overwatch porn.

by Satumi the Neet February 9, 2019

Hershey Dick

Its when you do anal with a girl and pull your cock out and its covered in shit

I was pounding this hoe in that ass and when I pulled out I saw I had Hershey dick

by hahasuka November 29, 2017

Dick appetit

Used by a guy when he whips out his dick to get devoured by someone else

Person 1 whips out dick: Dick appetit
Person 2: *proceeds to give blowjob*

by fuckith meith November 11, 2020

dick crud

Another word for smegma ("dick cheese")

In the gym, you can tell which guys have a lot of dick crud, cuz they smell like rotten cheddar. The solution: go wash your fuckin dick once in a while!

by bloke678 August 22, 2009