poke 'n' stroke

sex position where the female lies on her back, male lies on his side and slips his penis sideways into her vagina, then he touches and rubs her clitoris to give her pleasure.She has the feeling of being full of cock and the intense pleasure of clitoral massage.

She loves it when I poke 'n' stroke her, she likes to feel full of cock while her clit is being rubbed.

by Jake January 31, 2004

hit n run

The act of nailing a female then waiting until she is snoring/sleeping and then gathering your shit and getting the fuck out of there!

Güntherß Müllard: I sweet talked a girl all week, told her how good I was in every way, the sucker fell for it. Hit n run. High 5!

Harry Peterson: Hit n run. Nice work comrade!

Güntherß Müllard: She even text me after she realised I'd gone to say 'nice. x'!

Harry Peterson: High 5!

by ku esor hit n run team XD August 20, 2009

n. tabletop

A perpetrator of Ultimate Sad Acts.
An Ultimate Sad Act or USA (yes, I note the satiric possibilities of this happy acronymic accident) qualifies as an insignificant sycophantic deed committed in the hope of endearing oneself to another person

"Kerry is being a true tabletop: she's thinking of buying a new kettle despite the fact that this one works perfectly well merely because Joe doesn't like the colour"

by satania April 11, 2005

1 n' 1

the combination of 1 red bull and 1/2 pint (200ml) of jagermeister, mixed with ice in a pint glass

Cal and I drank a 1 n' 1 to start our pre-game last night!

by Jim and Cal May 01, 2006

Eggs 'n Bakey

An equivalent colloquial term for eggs and bacon.

Usually: wakey wakey eggs 'n bakey

by Ruckus June 21, 2006

Hot 'N' Ready

A slang name for a loose girl, who dances in a club, more than likely beyond drunk.

Dresses with little to no clothing, usually with a thong or G-String showing. Grinding on every guy who will buy her a drink. Ready to take home and wear out.

"Whatcha wanna do tonight?"
"Man, I'm going to Emerald, get me a Hot 'N' Ready!"

by Marvin Van Loon November 11, 2009

Rock 'n' roll

The music that made it well worth living before the early 1990s.

Now, instead of rock 'n' roll, we have to endure the ear-bleeding likes of rap, pop, and techno.

by rock fan October 28, 2003