Blue Lives Matter

Blue Lives Matter (abbreviated BLM) is a grassroots social movement that aims to empower Smurfs and to eliminate all discriminatory practices against Smurfs. It was established in early 2018 when two Smurfs got jumped by police officers because they were allegedly causing a ruckus on the streets (when in fact they were just singing and dancing). After the incident happened, people took to Twitter to express their animosity against what these police officers did, and thus the #BlueLivesMatter hashtag was born.

"Doesn't matter whether you are white, black, brown, or blue, everybody should be treated equally no matter what. The fact that two of our own had to experience such unwarranted discrimination is just outrageous. #Blue Lives Matter"
-Papa Smurf on Twitter | 8:21 PM - 26 February 2018

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 29, 2020

math class

Everything that means nothing

Train A leaves Boston at 6:00PM as the driver eats waffels and hashbrowns. Train B leaves Minneapolis traveling 110MPH while the driver headbangs to Enter Sandman. What is Driver A's favorite song?

by Drain Bameged January 2, 2004

Matjaz

A veritable superhero. It you can think of a superpower, Matjaz will have it.

That Superman dude is getting to big for his boots. Matjaz should sort him out.

by Nenad99 March 30, 2009

test match

an extremely long sit-down sojourn in the lavatory, which to the subject feels like it is taking five days to achieve any sort of conclusive result. So named due to the similarity to the cricket competitions: long, silent periods of intense concentration broken by occasional grunts, cracks and thuds, irregularly interspersed with splatters that sound not unlike bursts of applause.

Sally: “Fred, Jim disappeared after breakfast and it's already 11. We are supposed to be at the coast by 12!”

Jim: “We might not make it. He's in the lavatory and it sounds like he is in the middle of a test match.”

by bromp February 22, 2010

matrix deuce

When you drop a deuce so big that it makes one question reality.

I dropped the biggest matrix deuce the other night. There's no way that thing came out of my anus.

by dejaflu June 3, 2010

materialism

1. A philosophy that holds that everything that exists is made of matter. (see also metaphysical naturalism)

2. The belief that material wealth is the greatest good. (see also objectivism)

1. "It is not materialism that is the chief curse of the world, as pastors teach, but idealism. Men get into trouble by taking their visions and hallucinations too seriously." --H.L. Mencken

2. "It is preoccupation with possessions, more than anything else, that prevents us from living freely and nobly." --Thoreau

by spline December 25, 2007

mattressback

A fireman who sleeps on the job. Policemen frequently refer to firemen as "mattressbacks"

We here at the copshot work twice as hard as those lazy mattressbacks over at the fire station.

by Toddisgreat January 21, 2010