The Internet 

The only place where you can see a 5"4' asian woman get bukkaked by 8 black guys.

Guy1: WTF is this?
Guy2: Welcome to the internet.

The Internet by Milosh the Russian Medic November 22, 2011

hello internet

*dan leans into screen* hi. my name is *cups hands* dan
dan howell’s first youtube video

whenever dan is shown hello internet, he cringes

hello internet by B0WT13S January 4, 2021

Manning the Internet 

Spending too much time on MSN and not enough time out with friends. People who man the internet believe that it will fall apart if they don't spend all their time monitoring it.

Dan : 'Where's Ed tonight?'
Chris: 'He's at home manning the internet'.
Dan: 'What a looser'.

Manning the Internet by dan squared December 7, 2006

Halasy's First Law of Internet Interaction 

For every action, there's a social media overreaction. See also: Rayzl's Corollary

Tumblr exemplifies Halasy's First Law of Internet Interaction.

Halasy's First Law of Internet Interaction by Andrastegb February 23, 2015

Zero Interest Loan 

A loan taken out from your parents with the understanding that you'll pay them back when you get a real job. It is common amongst college students with parents who have disposable income.

Guy 1: Hey man, you should come to Vegas with me and my buddies next month. It's gonna be a blast.

Guy 2: Aw I wish I could, but I don't have the money right now. You know, since I'm still in school.

Guy 1: Why don't you go to the international bank of mom & dad and ask for a zero interest loan?

Guy 2: Good idea!

Zero Interest Loan by jaypife July 11, 2011

0% interest for x months

A sales tactic targeted mostly at people without money, good credit or low interest credit cards. Means the financial entity will keep accruing interest at a generally usurious interest rate until the conclusion of the specified number of months. If the purchase isn't paid in full by then, the buyer gets hit with an enormous "balloon" of accrued interest. Unless you can pay the purchase off quickly, you're a huge sucker.

Buy this incredibly marked up living room set today and get 0% interest for X months!

0% interest for x months by KImCobain March 13, 2015

economic interest of the community 

the economic interest of the community is defined as the always-present impulse for a group of people who support hitler to commit many crimes

Hey! That person supports the EIC (economic interest of the community)! Don't ever vote for them when it comes down to values!

economic interest of the community by Not-An-NCFCA-er January 30, 2023