Father

Its a thing that most people these days have

“What the fucking hell is a father?” Said little Timmy to his mother “I don’t fucking know! I don’t even fucking know who i had sex with to make you!” Said mother “WHAT THE FUCK MOMMY WHO THE FUCK DID YOU FUCK YOU FUCKING BITCH NIGGA FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD FUCK FUCK FUCK

by Pensi pensi pensi penis March 29, 2023

Fatherless

The act of creating/buying a costume with fur on it and actively wearing it in public

look at his fur suit he's fatherless

by The knowledge god March 31, 2023

father

It is only the male that has contributed to the realization of one or more pregnancies through his genetic material.

My father is a good person.

by Yornol April 6, 2023

Fathawk

A fat version of Stephen Hawking who enjoys masturbating in socks and transitioning genders all while feverishly hating the very existence of Donald Trump.

Dont be a Fathawk

by lsu311 May 20, 2023

Father Figure

Something you do not have, and have waited thousands of years for, because he said hes "getting milk". Almost nobody had them come back, and when they are back, they are loving, and the child is a gigachad.

I just looked up father figure because i dont have one.

by bolivari May 25, 2023

fatherlessly

Ones action that prove that they lack a father in their life.

Hey bro did u see this hoe on ig yeah she was acting real fatherlessly.

by Solo_Abyss May 31, 2023

fatherlessly

Ones actions that prove that they lack of a father in their life

Hey bro did u see that hoe on ig yeah man she was acting fatherlessly.

by Solo_Abyss May 31, 2023