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fake hapa

Someone who is usually 1/4 Asian and 3/4 European, and therefore can never be a true hapa.
People say Keana Reeves is a hapa, but his dad is only half Chinese. He's a fake hapa.
by Obama9999 April 30, 2019
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Fake News

It USED to mean news that wasn’t real, a completely false narrative.

But today that definition has been twisted into a new definition:

‘Fake News’ - news or statements that don’t paint the picture of YOU in a good light or that don’t measure up to a particular self-image.
It does not refer to News that isn’t true or a lie specifically although it may or may not include truthfulness.

It has been used as a standard attack-phrase against any person or agency that speaks or writes about any matter or event, truth or not, that does not measure up to a person’s desired projected self image. Rather than confronting the conversation, a person will dismiss it with the phrase of ‘Fake News’ and immediately pivot to another topic in order to remove the glaring lights of an unflattering introspection of his actions.

It should not be substituted for the word ‘lie’, although it appears to be currently used as a euphemism for ‘lies’ but in fact it may be hiding actual truths and not lies.

So before getting into a conversation with a person who likes to use that phrase, the definition of that term should be clarified at the beginning so that it may not be used as a cloak to hide behind.
"Wow, so many Fake News stories today. No matter what I do or say, they will not write or speak truth. The Fake News Media is out of control!" - (an actual tweet)
by WebLadyKim April 20, 2018
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fake vomit

Unreal excretions from thine stomach lining
"Well, what else have ya got?"
"Fake vomit?"
"real vomit?"
by Tome Schultz December 25, 2017
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Fake-0

(n) A car that looks like a cop car, but is not.
Brings a great deal of relief.
"Dude slow down!! The 5-0 is right behind us!"
Oh, dude, you mean that Dodge Charger? That's totally a Fake-0, we're all good.
by Raaayvend June 5, 2011
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Fake Plumber

Someone who only does air conditioning plumbing not real plumbing
Jesse is a fake plumber he does air conditioners, he doesn't install toilets.
by smithypiejohn September 6, 2018
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fake money

Money that is never seen. Money that isn't real.
P1: We are now charging $300 more per month to each tenant at this apartment complex.
P2: "Oh it's all fake money. We will never see it. We just work here in the office."
by Sammy26 June 8, 2017
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fake eyebrows

Giannas eyebrows are Crayola. the creator of her eyebrow is her art teacher miss idan.
giannas fake eyebrows are fake miles' are not.
by fadsas August 11, 2014
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