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FaceStorm 

When you become a facebook whore, throughout your daily routine you constantly think of new statuses for every activity you do and it usually takes you a good amount of time to come up with a status worthy of being posted.
Holy s**t! That car almost slammed into me! I have to update my FB status... but what should I put? Time to FaceStorm. This could take a while...
FaceStorm by handsoff_banzhaf October 31, 2010
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Facescrapbooking 

Posting pics to document your life with a theme on Facebook.
I am posting a defined picture every day for 30 days, I am Facescrapbooking.

fake sunday 

a fake sunday is any day of the week that feels like a sunday.
a bank holiday on a monday feels like a sunday - that is why it is called a fake sunday.
fake sunday by MarshaMellow February 26, 2011

facestalk 

When one means to look at another's profile, but winds up spending hours going through the other person's like, pictures, friends, and statuses without realizing it
Greg: So the girl from the party last night friended me.
Ken: Awesome, so did you facestalk her?
Greg: Yeah, but totally by accident. Her pictures were all just so sexy that I couldn't stop.
facestalk by rairai97 February 27, 2011

fake-tipping 

The act of tipping waiter/waitress with a fake 20 and a maxed out Quiznos card
Me and my friends went fake-tipping at the diner.
fake-tipping by duhduhduh6 February 9, 2012

Fake phone call

An easy way to get out of an unwelcome or otherwise uncomfortable conversation.
I don't want to keep hearing about your fucking "two finger la-la with that skank" anymore... "I Gotta go, I've got a fake phone call."
Fake phone call by giantkahuna December 15, 2012
Roberto Colon (from the beacon school) and all he encompasses
wow that black man is pulling a fake
fake by bobby oshgenslauters November 15, 2014